User:Lord Dracula

I use an extreme amount of userboxes just to make sure there's at least one thing you'll dislike me for.

(NOTE: I may not be adequately informed about the meaning of some of the userboxes I've used.)

Skills[edit]

This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

hs

This user is a high school student.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 130.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

nl

Deze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.

en-4

This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

en-us
-4

This user has a near-native understanding of American English.

en-GB
-1

This user has a basic understanding of British English.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

ft-lb-0

This user does not use U.S. Customary Units (or does not wish to use U.S. Customary Units).

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

gtr-1

This user is a novice guitarist.

pno-1

This user is a novice pianist.

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

Java

This user can program in Java.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

This user can program in JavaScript.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Interests[edit]

^_^

This user watches anime.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads webcomics.

This user uses public transit.

File:Annoyingthing.jpg

This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Notepad.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

V

This user is a vegetarian.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks tea.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

This user settled Catan.

This user enjoys chess.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user is addicted to video games.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

APBR

This user thinks The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever.

fan-2

This user loves the computer or video game MapleStory.

AC

This user plays the Animal Crossing series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Metroid series.

MI

This user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!

RE

This user plays Resident Evil.

RCT

This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

TS	Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

K-Man

This user knows a "Kramer."

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

Trek

This user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.

"Jaffa, KREE!"

007

This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

NET

This user listens to radio over the Internet.

This user has a television set.

PAL

This user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the synthesizer.

AP

This user is interested in Apocalyptica.

This user loves
The Beatles.

band-2

This user listens to UBX/Black Sabbath.

DP

This user is a fan of Deep Purple.

band-3

This user likes DragonForce.

DT

This user is a fan of Dream Theater.

band-2

This user listens to Foo Fighters.

band-2

This user listens to Helloween.

band-2

This user listens to UBX/Iron Maiden.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

band-2

This user listens to Limp Bizkit.

band-2

This user listens to Linkin Park.

band-3

This user likes Megadeth.

This user is a fan of Metallica.

band-3

This user likes UBX/Motörhead.

band-3

This user likes Nightwish.

This user is a Nirvana fan.

band-2

This user listens to Probot.

band-2

This user listens to Soundgarden.

SOAD

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user is interested in
coin collecting.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in philately,
but prefers to call it stamp collecting.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user enjoys singing.

This user loves calculators.

Life[edit]

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user does not smoke.

This user is left-handed.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is male.

This user is of Dutch ancestry.

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a cat lover.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

porn

This user enjoys pornography.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is male.

w/e

This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.

This user is single.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user has a crush on someone.

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.

This user is a Libran.

羊

This user was born in the year of the Goat.

Location and time[edit]

This user is from the planet Earth.

The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

This user is from the Netherlands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user is nocturnal.

This user's time zone is UTC+1.

This user was born on 21/10/1991.

When indoors:

This user prefers it ... HOT!!

When outdoors:

This user prefers cold weather.

Opinions and beliefs[edit]

V

This user is a vegetarian.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user is drug-free.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports recycling.

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

Misanthropist

This user is a misanthropist.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user supports Amnesty International.

{{User antifa-01}}

This user is for racial equality.

This user likes all of the colors.

they?

This user has no opinion about singular they.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

with, at, in, for, to...

This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

who

This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

which
that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-3

Sweeet!!!!! LOL, Dis user has an advanced understanding of da AOL IM lingoz! Rok on!!!! :D

ath

This user is interested in atheism.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user is interested in Alice Cooper.

J. R. R. T.

This user is interested in Tolkienism.