User:Atreem

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==Welcome==

to the deep web, ~~fucker~~

Please, take off your shoes and grab something fizzy from the drinks machine, first one's on me™.

ADMIT ONE: DRINK + FORTUNE. NAMASTE MATE.

GRONK COLA CLASSIC
DIET GRONK /W RASINS
23 Y/O KRISTAL GRONK
GRUNK BROWN LIQUID
BLACK & GOLD SAND
ICED HOT PEA SOUP
NANA'S MILK + GOON
FIZZY BLOOD (R18+)
CAN SHAPED EGG
BABY TEETH NEVER USED
NEO G*R*O*N*K PLUS
BOTTLED TAP WATER

Across the room, an impossibly old, impossibly tiny man lies rocking in the fetal position. Over and over, he mutters...

MY CHILDREN WHO I ALL LOVE EQUALLY

REALLY REALLY

Fizzy Liquids

Leftovers

more or less i just edit australian stuff that nobody else has bothered to write properly, usually fizzy liquids that aren't coke

: - )