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McDonald's to Bring Szechuan Sauce Back (Yes, For Real)
Who says a cartoon can't change the world?
NBC Announces *Sigh* Animated David Pumpkins Halloween Special
Leave it Saturday Night Live to take something fun and amusing and run it right into the ground.
Anthony Scaramucci Launches "Scaramucci Post"
The former White House Communications Director has launched a news platform. So what's it all about?
Getty Images To Ban Photoshopped Images That Make Models Look Thinner
As of October 1st, Getty Images will no longer accept retouched images that make models appear thinner or thicker.
B.o.B Launches GoFundMe Campaign To Prove Earth Is Flat
The prominent flat-earth truther is asking for 1 million dollars so he can send satellites to space to try and confirm the Earth is flat.
Ain't It Cool News-Founder Harry Knowles Accused of Sexual Assault
Over the weekend, a woman accused the influential movie blogger of sexual assault, leading to staff exists and more controversy for Austin, Texas' Fantastic Fest.
Obama Warned Zuckerberg About Facebook's Fake News Problem
Zucks says, "Thanks, but no thanks, Obama."
TV Broadcast Interrupted By Apocalyptic Messages in California
Apocalyptic messages interrupted Orange County television viewers' regularly-scheduled programming last Thursday morning, which is, you know, probably fine.
Christian Conspiracy Theorists Say the World Will End on Saturday
Christian conspiracy theorists say the signs point to Nibiru, aka "Planet 9," will pass Earth and bring about volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, and earthquakes on September 23rd.
"Mad Pooper" Terrorizes Colorado Suburb
For the past several weeks, police have been looking for a local runner has been caught with her pants down across the street from perfectly good bathrooms.