• Heathers

    Heathers

    ★★★★½

    RIP Shannen Doherty, you were always the best Heather

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★

    I’m so glad weird, unsettling Yorgos is back! A bit uneven overall still a wonderful mix of funny, disturbing, and gross. More more more!

  • Jackass Number Two

    Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★★

    Just a buncha nice boys having a good time!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    Excellent performances and soundtrack, coulda used more horniness but I left with a crush on Prince Charles so that’s fun!

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★★

    As soon as “Closer” came on, I had no choice but to 💦

  • Cheap Thrills

    Cheap Thrills

    ★★★★★

    A delightfully demented movie about two old friends reconnecting over who gets to eat a dead dog

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer

    ★★★★★

    Every single person in this movie is hot and hilarious. Seen this more times than I can count and I never tire of it!

  • Independence Day

    Independence Day

    ★★★★★

    Dylan Thomas goes so hard in this movie, 10/10

  • The Bikeriders

    The Bikeriders

    ★★★½

    Vroom vroom boys doing vroom vroom things. Jodie Comer carries this whole movie, I could sit on a stoop and listen to that silly little accent all day.

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless

    ★★★★

    I’ve never been more attracted to Willem Dafoe and I’m always at least a little attracted to Willem Dafoe

  • Double Jeopardy

    Double Jeopardy

    ★★★½

    Good for her!

  • Indecent Proposal

    Indecent Proposal

    ★★★

    If someone Indecent Proposal’d me I’d accept in a heartbeat, a million bucks even in today’s money is a helluva deal!