A delightfully demented movie about two old friends reconnecting over who gets to eat a dead dog

What a fascinating, disturbing, complicated film about unbelievable talent, horrendous behavior, fashion’s insatiable appetite and greed, generational trauma, and ultimately who is allowed forgiveness.

RIP Shannen Doherty, you were always the best Heather

Much of this bored me (no pun intended) but the Tangerine Dream soundtrack goes hard

When this worked, it was fun. However, much of the “scary” was actually goofy as hell and really undercut the entire experience

This movie is a whole ass vibe, you’re either all in or you’re not. Truly stacked cast, incredible costuming, great songs—I never once looked at my phone during all 2 hours and 40 minutes. I loved it!

One thing I can definitely say about this: it has the best use of packing peanuts I’ve ever seen. Not sure what else to say tbh!

I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a movie so incredibly G R I M. This one is gonna stick with me for a while.

Every single person in this movie is hot and hilarious. Seen this more times than I can count and I never tire of it!

Mia Goth deserves better

ACAB: All Cops Are Bozos!! The number of frustratingly bad decisions made by every cop in this movie stressed me out! Overall tho, very cool villain, excellent dark vibes, and a solid score.

One star for the very cute cat and one star because to me, Lupita is perfect. Otherwise this movie felt very strange and disconnected from the rest in the series? Couple of fun scares but otherwise sort of pointless and corny