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remus has written 50 reviews for films during 2022.

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love 2000

    ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2022

    a beautiful delicious soup of a film i want to slurp up. have never so earnestly rooted for a heterosexual couple to fuck

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    INSTANT christmas classic for me. absolutely insane, i love how hard everyone committed to the terrible dialogue. "you americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday" "which is" "boxing day" (punches him) like. PERFECT. santa traumadumping about his relationship with mrs claus and his life story to this 8 year old girl. the whole family gets a hand on the murder ball. the GOOP, so much of it!!!! is it weird that i was somewhat attracted to david harbour as santa claus.…

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually 2003

    ★ Watched 26 Dec 2022

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  • The Knight Before Christmas

    The Knight Before Christmas 2019

    ★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2022

    he has no social security number!! vanessa you are on a TEACHERS salary you cannot support a grown man and his horse!!!! WHY did NAPO produce this???????

  • The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm 1988

    ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2022

    dude. i want to live in those gnarly forced perspective shots. David Lynch Presents: Trolls 2

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday 2006

    Watched 19 Dec 2022

    i kept forgetting jack black is in this

  • Death Note

    Death Note 2017

    ★★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2022

    peak cinema baby!!!!!!!!!! worlds horniest ryuk!!!!!!!

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 1975

    ★★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2022

    girl same

  • Mother

    Mother 2009

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2022

    like a beautiful psychosexual onion

  • Love Hard

    Love Hard 2021

    ★ Watched 02 Dec 2022 1

    i'm too stoned to articulate how this made me feel but net negative

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2 2007

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Nov 2022

    literally iconic

  • A New York Christmas Wedding

    A New York Christmas Wedding 2020

    Rewatched 27 Nov 2022

    realized lyle hadnt seen this one yet and was delighted to subject them to it. a terrible time for all. delightful!