remus has written 84 reviews for films during 2023.

  • Sanctuary

    Sanctuary

    ★★★½

    important entry into the women who suck canon, but also needed to be about 300% more perverted and horny

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ½

    1. lasseter walked into the pixar office and said guys, guys, get this: sir tow mater. and they said lasseter you sonofabitch youve done it again. and then they reverse engineered this entire movie so that they could deliver that punchline and nothing will convince me otherwise 
    2. fuck mater i hate that guy
    3. i revisited the list of questions i wrote for the original cars and i do think cars 2 provided some useful answers:

    if california exists…

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★

    autistic pussy so good it sends u to a psych ward

    idk! mixed feelings which i kind of expected, i knew going in i wouldnt be thrilled by the framing of bella's cognitive/physical disabilities (that magically go away to symbolize her "becoming a full person" 🙄) but i was more won over than i thought i would be. the mise en scene/filming choices were so consistently lovely i want to draw emma stone's entire wardrobe. very obviously cabinet of dr…

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    i need to understand what happened in between this movie & the events of charlie and the chocolate factory to make wonka become so chill with murdering children. two absolutely irreconcilable versions of this character. so glad i talked lyle into seeing this in imax

  • Nimona

    Nimona

    ★★★½

    wow! i was expecting a good time but not a deep time & was so pleasantly surprised by the complexity nimona shows. an examination of security theater, the construction of "safety" and "crime" via the figure of the monster; it still cant fully escape the carceral logic it is critiquing though, eg. although bal comes around to nimonas suggestion that the  institution of the *institute* is the fault, the institute survives & order in the end is restored through its continued existence with…

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★½

    i LOVE to have a bad time!!!!!!

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★★

    i'm unfamiliar with erasure (though now i definitely want to read it); i love a movie that leans into its movieness like this

  • The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    i cant believe they switched again

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

    a masterpiece. to whoever was extremely loudly and incessantly shaking their leg the entire time at the bullock 5pm imax showing: you are my nemesis now

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★½

    they dont make them like this anymore boys

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    fujoshis stay winning / loses steam in the second half and really fumbles the end / worth it for slurping cum out of bathtub

  • Wish

    Wish

    ★★½

    *points at magnifico* would