We're getting alerts that the Beta Cluster health endpoint is unhealthy.
Curling the health-check API endpoint every five seconds, only about 1 in 10 requests suceeds:
$ while true ; do curl -s 'https://wikifunctions.beta.wmflabs.org/w/api.php?action=wikilambda_health_check&format=json' ; echo ; sleep 5 ; done | TZ=UTC ts Aug 11 15:40:33 {"query":{"wikilambda_health_check":{"success":"false","total_tests":3,"tested":2,"passed":1,"error":"Server error: `POST http://deployment-docker-wikifunctions01.deployment-prep.eqiad1.wikimedia.cloud:6254/1/v1/evaluate/` resulted in a `500 Internal Server Error` response:\n{\"status\":500,\"type\":\"internal_error\",\"title\":\"FetchError\",\"detail\":\"invalid json response body at https://wikifunctions (truncated...)\n"}}} Aug 11 15:40:40 {"query":{"wikilambda_health_check":{"success":"false","total_tests":3,"tested":2,"passed":1,"error":"Server error: `POST http://deployment-docker-wikifunctions01.deployment-prep.eqiad1.wikimedia.cloud:6254/1/v1/evaluate/` resulted in a `500 Internal Server Error` response:\n{\"status\":500,\"type\":\"internal_error\",\"title\":\"FetchError\",\"detail\":\"invalid json response body at https://wikifunctions (truncated...)\n"}}} Aug 11 15:40:47 {"query":{"wikilambda_health_check":{"success":"false","total_tests":3,"tested":2,"passed":1,"error":"Server error: `POST http://deployment-docker-wikifunctions01.deployment-prep.eqiad1.wikimedia.cloud:6254/1/v1/evaluate/` resulted in a `500 Internal Server Error` response:\n{\"status\":500,\"type\":\"internal_error\",\"title\":\"FetchError\",\"detail\":\"invalid json response body at https://wikifunctions (truncated...)\n"}}} Aug 11 15:40:53 {"query":{"wikilambda_health_check":{"success":"false","total_tests":3,"tested":2,"passed":1,"error":"Server error: `POST http://deployment-docker-wikifunctions01.deployment-prep.eqiad1.wikimedia.cloud:6254/1/v1/evaluate/` resulted in a `500 Internal Server Error` [...]