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Lumon, are you hiring? Asking for a friend.
Those numbers are so scary.
I heard there is an opening at the Optics & Design department, where can I apply?
Hey Lumon, y'all got my resume yet haha ..actually, do I work there?
Want to have a go at doing the important work Lumon's Macrodata Refinement Team do in finding your own set of "scary numbers." Course you do. Be careful though. 'Curiosity killed the cat' as they say. https://www.severance.iamrob.in/
Lumon has worked out the problem of unions
Isn't it about time for a melon bar?
How long does it take til you’re vested for the Waffle Party?
I'm 50/50 if I want to follow the interview process. How can I console myself at work if I get accepted?
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2yI don't know the last time I was this happy to see something on LinkedIn.