![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Busy_desk.svg/63px-Busy_desk.svg.png) | Jess is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries. |
Jessica "Jess" Carter (born September 16, 1981) was born in Edinburgh, moved to Lancaster in 2001, then to Preston in 2004 and moved back to Edinburgh in 2019, where she makes her living as a recruitment consultant. The origins of her username - given to her in late 2005 - are simple: the "ditzy" bit is due to her ditzy nature. The "Nizzy" bit is due to the Nizlopi No1 JCB Song, which are the same as her initals, just in a different order.
Amongst her hobbies are the Eurovision Song Contest, music - most types, but not classical, easy listening or country - football, chocolate and having sex. As a result of at least two of the hobbies, you'll often see her hanging around music or (more likely) football articles - doing little things like typos, formatting errors, that sort of thing.
Notice any screw-ups (typos, formatting errors etc)? Then please change it - just don't vandalise it because I allow you to edit the page. If there's any gaps in the table below, that's because they're meant to be there. If you notice a string of changes on the same page made by me, that's not vandalism: that's because I've noticed something to change after clicking "Save page". Or, in the case of the 2009–10 UEFA Europa League article, I was doing it bit by bit (especially Group H's table).
- /work in progress (for when I have a few spare minutes)
- Note to self - The following reasons are why you shouldn't edit after you've seen Scotland win at Hampden Park: [1], [2] and [3]. ("Second deletion"? What the f*** were you thinking of, Jess?)[3]
- Page to experiment on
This is for things I've seen around Wikipedia that I've found funny
- To follow this up, someone quoted two Britney Spears songs in an AfD in relation to her.
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BS-5 | This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
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sar-5 | This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks. |
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ANAL 4 | This user advocates good grammar usage. |
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…in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
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to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
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their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
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your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
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A, B, and A and B | This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
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its it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
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than then | This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." |
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This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
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| This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle! |
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| Albannach This user is proud to be Scottish. |
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| This user was born in the Year of the Rooster. | 雞 |
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| DitzyNizzy identifies as bisexual and is in a monogamous relationship.† |
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| This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
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sibs-0 | This user is an only child. |
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| This user survived an infection of COVID-19. |
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This user's favourite colour is pink.
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Comic Sans | This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. |
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The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
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| This user doesn't put much effort into their user page, and probably doesn't see the point. |
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This user has owned 1010 species of Pokémon.
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- ^ Although I'm technically British, I've never referred to myself as such.
- ^ My mum was born in Dublin, and her father was born in Belfast.
- ^ Yes, I do talk to myself at times. I sometimes wish that I was a Gemini, so that I could have an excuse.
- ^ He was that Georgian luger who died the day the 2010 Winter Olympics began.
- ^ Admittedly, the latter was before they spread across England.
- ^ That includes the one in this user box.
- ^ As one would hope, since I'm in one.
- ^ I don't mean to brag, but that means I've caught 'em all! (Although not in the same game, as certain ones are unavailable in Pokémon Sword and Shield and/or Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.)
- ^ Erm...