turdy

turd +‎ -y

turdy (comparative more turdy, superlative most turdy)

1. (informal) Resembling a piece of excrement.
   • 2006, George Galjan, Cops, Donuts, and Murder, page 107:

     He gave the dog a treat — a dried up skinny, turdy looking, pepperoni sausage.

• Trudy, durty