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Rick fronts a lame government TV recycling campaign which backfires spectacularly. He falls out with café-owner Michael over a homemade fruitcake, and has a full-on row with unhinged baby-present shopkeeper Maureen.

A teaspoon crisis in the Spleen household leads Rick to petty theft. Meanwhile, Rick's sleep is disturbed by the paperboy Wayne, who is very punctual, very noisy and has a brain the size of a walnut.

A punch-up at an awards ceremony results in a black eye for Rick.

Rick discovers he may have inadvertently killed one of Britain's best-loved entertainers, but he's preoccupied by a missing shoe-organiser. Then Rick has to prepare for his upcoming appearance on topical news panel show 'Bullet in the News'.

Rick buys himself a scooter but worries that it makes him look gay.

Rick is publicly humiliated on TV by daytime chat-show host Adam Green. He also has an unfortunate encounter with an acquaintance at the gym, and Ben manages to destroy Rick's brand new DVD player by taking the back off.