Oh là là, Karl Lagerfeld! The desiccated German designer says he doesn’t like Pippa Middleton’s face, and that she should “only show her back”.
This is in addition to calling Adele “too fat” a few months ago. What is wrong with him?
He has clearly been thinking about buttons for too long. After 50 years of yappy dogs and competitive hair-offs and Amanda Harlech’s PMT, of passive-aggressive codpieces, feathers and using “vogue” as a verb, the tête de Chanel appears to have developed what scientists refer to as “fashion insanity”.
Fashion insanity is the Madame de Pompadour of mental illness. It is a state in which the sufferer entirely believes in his or her own fabulousness, and in its purest form is Tyra Banks naming