It’s a dirty job, but a loving wife has to do it

BEHIND every great man, there has to be a great woman. Or, in Tony Blair’s case, that great woman is, apparently, underneath him — up to five times a night, according to an interview in The Sun last week.

For many Times readers, it will still be a little too early in the morning to imagine Tony and Cherie pounding away in search of a sexual Third Way. In fact, there are many who would believe that any time of the day is a little too early to imagine T & C pounding away. It is always breakfast time somewhere in the world, after all.

Yet, distressingly, there are still questions that need to be answered about the whole affair — quite aside from HOW