To celebrate the British designer genius that is London Fashion Week, those Tom Cruise bartender types at Notting Hill’s bijou watering hole, The Lonsdale, have mixed up a couple of Size Zero catwalk cocktails inspired by the film Zoolander.
The Zoolander itself comprises No.3 London Dry Gin, elderflower cordial, lemon juice and soda, while the Owen Wilson-inspired Hansel is the Italian aperitif Aperol with Punt e Mes and No.3 London Dry Gin (must have been a job lot). We, however, shall celebrate LFW with our own drinks menu in honour of the real fashion greats:
Designer Meltdown aka The Galliano
Four shots of Galliano. A dash of bitters. Served on the rocks.
Lock up your Ugly Daughters aka The Lagerfeld
Pint of Bitburger, drunk