Well, it’s been a long time coming, and it’s ten days late, but Harry and Meghan have finally replied to their coronation invitation. Everyone’s favourite royal bogof have concluded that, for once, one of them will have to suffice. Harry is coming on his own and Meghan is staying behind with the kids in California, although how on earth she’s going to generate grievances about us from 5,000 miles away heaven only knows. Perhaps she could just make it up.
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As for Harry, most people wouldn’t have too much trouble deciding if they were going to be there on the biggest day of their father’s life, but most people haven’t suffered as terribly as him. Besides,
