Each week, we have a cartoon in need of a witty one-liner. Email your entry to cartoon@sunday-times.co.uk by Tuesday September 13. The best wins the accolade of appearing in print on September 25.
‘Well, technically, you require a tree surgeon’ — Oliver Lloyd, Cardiff
Runners up
‘It was our 25th wedding anniversary. She asked me if I still loved her. What was I supposed to do?’ — Alex Johnson, Tonbridge
‘Hardly ever. Once a month at the most.’ — Jessica Reid, Cambridge
