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Obsessing over organic diets and the dangers of excessive binge drinking is all the rage these days. The news is awash with 14 stone eight-year-olds and alcoholic teenagers strung out on alcopops.

But although the self-righteous rhetoric of Gillian McKeith and Jamie Oliver, on top of the terrifying overkill of Government ad campaigns might save you from a colostomy bag in your forties, it doesn‘t seem to be having any affect on London‘s roaring twentysomethings. Booze is still all the rage.

And why not? I’m bored sick of being told not to smoke and drink. If Government had its way we’d be back in the prohibition era, sipping moonshine in some illicit drinking den with a crippled prostitute - risking blindness and 20 years in